516 years ago today Christopher Columbus discovered not only the 'new world,' but an entirely new hemisphere. Today, over 5 centuries later, I not only had to go to work but I was assailed by a prostitute over my lunch break.
I suppose it is true that no one gets Columbus Day off anymore.
(If you can find a better joke in there somewhere, please feel free to share)
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My friend on the train beat my joke with, "Yeah, she probably would have charged you time and a half."
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